Meet Slippery Jim

Mark has a terrible habit of letting his beard grow to out-of-hand stages before trimming it. I usually have to beg and plead with him to get his stuff in order. But then, when he finally does get to shaving, he has more fun than the kid who discovered he could turn his hair into a mohawk using shampoo. It's pretty cute to watch. Last time he did lightning bolt side burns. That type of thing.

Anyhow, today, in order to inspire a shave-fest, I dared Mark to leave his mustache and an extented sole patch. It was so....interesting... that it wound up forming the alter ego now known as "Slippery Jim".  The outfit pictured below is an ensemble developed especially for this alternate persona.

Slippery Jim is the man who watches Men in Tights every Tuesday or to pump himself up before dates. He subsists entirely on Bud Light Lime and frozen swedish meatballs. Slippery Jim can be seen wearing a beret in a coffee shop on chilly days, he orders skim milk vanilla steamers. Slippery Jim plays the original Nintendo all day long. Slippery Jim is not allowed to baby sit his cousins. Slippery Jim has a birth mark shaped like heartbreak. Slippery Jim allows himself one cigarette a month, a Virginia Slim.

Slippery Jim is contemplative. 

Ladies??